gravityjunior:

incomprehensible-guide:

chopper:

sir….

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

agonyeyeless:

tumblr users aged 23+ should get a pension

theshitneyspears:

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

shittysawtraps:

hello dr stapleton. you have successfully guided my mother through the process of giving birth to me. now, if you fail the task at hand, it will directly result in me giving death to you. in front of you is my crib, and, next to that, a small bottle of infant formula

detailedart:

Details, version II : Dancing Fairies, 1866, by August Malmström. Can you hear them whisper?

guerrillatech:

Good.

dogcunt:

02-14-10:

amishsicario:

hustlerose:

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

I hate osha bro they make doing construction jobs a bitch

broke-bruce-wayne:

Okay this might be my favorite joke I saw today:

gaucho-ryder:

thechaosdragoness:

A comedy in two short parts.

For anyone confused