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Me: I’m shy
Me after a glass of red wine:
hello dr stapleton. you have successfully guided my mother through the process of giving birth to me. now, if you fail the task at hand, it will directly result in me giving death to you. in front of you is my crib, and, next to that, a small bottle of infant formula
Details, version II : Dancing Fairies, 1866, by August Malmström. Can you hear them whisper?
Good.
Okay this might be my favorite joke I saw today:
A comedy in two short parts.
For anyone confused














